Well...
Why are we in Europe?
Right now, we're doing a Jackass tour. It's our world tour.
The European press tour for Jackass 3D.
I thought it'd be fun to bring everybody and just run our victory lap right now.
-Johnny, you ready? -Yeah!
Okay!
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Dublin's fun, man.
They got the spirit of it, you know? It's a good country for us, I think.
Five, four, three, two...
I love lreland. Everyone's spirit's so good.
We were doing a radio show a second ago
and they had a poem writing contest.
They don't do that in America.
I'm drunk. Go figure.
Something about an endless pint of Guinness gets you drunk.
Hello. Holy...
How's it going?
What's going on?
We're at the Jackass 3D premiere in lreland. Drink up.
How's your European tour going?
It's good. We're winning lreland right now.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
How's the European tour going?
Fuck off, Rick.
A fox in the middle of London.
That's crazy.
That was worth the whole trip.
We did the London Jackass 3D premiere last night
on the world's biggest screen.
That thing was huge.
It was? I don't even remember. I was too busy being drunk.
Surprising.
Oh, my God.
Rick Kosick is filming on the red carpet for a major motion picture
in London, England. How about them apples, Rick?
You used to be a skateboard photographer working out of your trunk!
Now, look at you.
I wanna know who the fuck's idea it was to schedule my interview
the morning after the God-dang London premiere.
Me? Mr Afternoon.
This is so exciting.
They get crazy here in England, man.
Like, every premiere we've done in England has been crazy,
and this is no exception.
The London premiere was rad. There was a lot of kids there and...
Yeah, London.
Yeah, a lot of... lt's...
London was fun.
I'll hit you right back, dude. I'm gonna hit you right back.
-Hit me in the face. Come on. -Fuck is wrong with you?
-I'm just saying. -What are you saying?
Let's go.
I'm in the back seat of the fucking car.
Wave!
Do this. Wave.
They were in their little orbs,
and there's a little hole, like a birth hole,
and Bam just dropped straight out of it like a poop.
He fell out?
Bam just fell out.
That was quality entertainment.
Top-notch entertainment going on right there.
The Madrid premiere was kind of like a rumble.
We were at these train tracks, and on the other side
was this movie theatre,
and all these kids, these people, you know?
And, like, just screaming like this gnarly army.
I felt kind of like Dally in The Outsiders.
Patrick Swayze played the older brother.
It turned out they didn't want to fight at all.
They just wanted to watch a movie.
And, then, the movie was in Spanish, and that was even better.
-Who needs Tyler? -What's going on right now?
Not as bad as the guy...
Fucking Spain.